first record remembered
a Davey Crockett spoken word LP

a song that reminds you of school
The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction. I used to sing it to myself as I walked to school and then again as I walked back

a record you fell in love to
I-Roy - The First Cut Is The Deepest (not the one by Rod Stewart!!); Muddy Waters - And I'm A Man

your ultimate heartbreak song
Dionne Warwick - Walk On By

first record you bought
The Beatles - She Loves You. And I still can't stand it.

a record that evokes greatest summer of your life
The first Black Grape record

your boozed up anthem
The White Stripes - 7 Nation Army

a song you would use as a ringtone (if you had to)
I compose my own

a song you wish you'd made yourself
The Beatles - Yesterday. Then I'd be extremely rich.

a song guarenteed to make you feel depressed
Anything by Paul Weller

best David Bowie song
Fame (on the "Young Americans" album)

the song played at your funeral
The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrows Parties