Which song do you listen to when...
you try to stay up for more than 24 hours?
Shawn Phillips - I Don't Want To Leave You, I Just Came To Say Goodbye
This song is so long, it might actually last the whole time...
you take a bubble bath?
Jan Hammer - Don't You Know
It has these synths that sound like they’re bubbling up from an electronic cauldron.
you relax on a beach?
The B-52's - Rock Lobster
Is it a Nar whale? No! It’s the B-25’s. The B-52’s are the epitome of sunshine music, supremely daft and brilliant.
you ride a bicycle?
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
Have you ever seen the video to Fat Bottomed Girls?
you camp in the desert?
Latin Breed - Maranatha
I can see cactii when I hear this...
you go to a club?
Ray Mang - Not So Fantastic
My favourite club record. Mad disco played loud, what more can you ask for?
you cook?
Vanessa Daou - Sunday Afternoons
It’s the night after the Sound Factory, and we’re making pancakes and maple syrup in my St. Mark’s Place apartment.
you run from the cops?
Junior Murvin - Police & Thieves
1978, The Music Machine, Camden Town, the Clash performing this song. Incendiary!
you run naked through a cornfield?
The Honeybus - I Can’t Let Maggie Go
Don’t ask me why, but when I hear this song it reminds me of blonde women with long hair running through the grass, slowly.
you eat a cucumber?
Buzz Clifford - Hawg Frog
The only time I eat cucumber is either in soup – yum! – or with tuna and mayonnaise – double yum! – and this blues-funk record makes the perfect condiment.
you prepare for an important date?
Wham! - Young Guns (Go For It)
I’m 21, I’m getting ready to go out and looking in the mirror thinking I look great. I look an idiot of course, but when you’re 21 you’re allowed to do that.
you are in a depressive mood?
Universal Principles - Ignite The Night
I generally like wallowing in depression, like most men, and this is moody as hell, yet curiously uplifting.
you destroy a hotel room?
Led Zeppelin - The Crunge
If you’re destroying hotel rooms, you’d need some Zep to help you along, and this De La Soul-sampled tune is the perfect one.
you want to disturb your neighbours?
Teenage Jesus & The Jerks - Orphans
I can’ think of a more disagreeable way of disturbing my neighbours than this discordant and disturbing record. When I was 18, I played this to death.
you drive a car late at night?
Underworld - Dark & Long
It’s 1995 and I’m driving back to Grimsby late at night and I can see Lincoln Cathedral up on the hill, bathed in sodium light. And «Dark & Long» comes on the radio...
you fall asleep?
Ornette Coleman - Sleep Talk
This is the least sleep song with «sleep» in the title ever. Funky modal jazz!
you are on a football field?
Yesterdays New Quintent - Footprints
These days, I’m happy to stay in the stands rather than the pitch.
you watch girls go by?
Jacques Dutronc - J'ai Tout Lu, Tout Vu, Tout Bu
What a record! It’s like 60s French hip hop, and who is better than watching girls go by than the French?
you play lego?
Kraftwerk - We Are The Robots
Mechanical music for mechanical fun.
you are love sick?
Melba Moore - You Stepped Into My Life
A song that will remind me of my wife forever.
you make breakfast?
Sleepy Brown & Outkast - I Can't Wait
Perfect for that sunny morning feeling after you’ve just made love with the wife.
you make love?
Betty Davis - Git In There
Betty reminds me of sweaty bodies. You can imagine her doing it in the studio, beads of sweat running off her face. Grr.
you pretend to be married?
Prince - Let's Pretend We're Married
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
you paint your apartment?
The Creation - Painterman
I love the Creation and this is one of their finer moments, unfortunately desecrated by Boney M some years later.
you jump out of a plane with a parachute?
Circus Maximus - Wind
A hippy classic, leftfield psych-pop, dreamy and perfect for those intimate parachute moments.
you meet your parents?
Shirley Bassey - Something
My mum loves Shirley Bassey, and I love her reading of this Beatles classic.
you play ping-pong?
Banzai - Rhythm Kung Fu
It’s got the right rhythm for a game of table tennis. Maybe.
you sit in a plane?
Supermax - Fly With Me
«Fly with me, all through the night...». Those groovy Germans sing and you can’t disagree with that, however literal.
you play a game of chess?
John Lee Hooker - Boogie Chillun
You need rhythm when you’re playing chess. Apparently. I’m playing to the beat of John Lee’s foot.
you have to answer an elusive questionnaire?
Helio Matheus - Mais Kriola
you rob a bank?
The Pop Group - Rob A Bank
Well, you would, wouldn’t you?
you are in the sauna?
T. Rex - Hot Love
you sell crack cocaine to teenagers?
Jay-Z- It's Alright
you wash the windows of a skyscraper?
Deodato - Skyscrapers
I’m scared of heights, the likelihood of me washing anything above the ground floor is highly unlikely.
you have to spend a night in a spooky hotel?
Paroni Paakkunainen - Ufology
I hate the dark, and this is the spookiest record I’ve ever heard. I’d probably have heart failure combining the two.
you are stoned?
Harvey Mandel - The Snake
Slow, low and really fucking far out.
you sit in the subway?
Gene Pitney - Train Of Thought
Well, it’s about a train, sort of, and it’s beautiful, definitely.
you are on the tour bus?
Simple Minds - I Travel
They travel, I travel, too.
you wake up?
Dionne Warwick - I Say A Little Prayer
It’s soft and gentle... and I think we should all say a little prayer when we wake up.
you need to get work done?
Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound Of Silence
If I’m writing I prefer silence, hence this...
you work in the garden?
Andreas Vollenweider - Behind The Gardens / Behind The Wall / Under The Tree
I never work in the garden, I don’t even have a garden. But if I did, I suspect this might be played while trimming the parsnips.
a song that reminds you of school
Slade - Coz I Luv You
best Beatles song
The Beatles - A Day In The Life
your boozed up anthem
Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
a song guaranteed to make you feel depressed
James Carr - At The Dark End Of The Street
a record you fell in love to
Tim Buckley - Sweet Surrender
first record you remember
The Beatles - Yellow Submarine
the song to be played at your funeral
The Goons - The Ying Tong Song
a song that evokes the greatest summer of your life
Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart
your ultimate heartbreak song
Ella Washington - Sit Down And Cry
perfect anthem for London
Pisces - Up The Mariners
first record you bought
Benny Hill - Ernie The Fastest Milkman In The West
a song that reminds your friends of you
Thompson Twins - Love On Your Side
a song you wish you'd written yourself
Stevie Wonder - Innervisions